Skyrim mods that add new “beautiful” player races with barbie faces
Skyrim mods that skimpify armor despite the climate
Skyrim mods that add unrealistic disgusting genitals
Skyrim mods that add skintight modern female “armors” that blatantly ignore the lore and make you look like you’re in an awful porn movie
SKYRIM MODS THAT ADD BIMBO FOLLOWERS WITH HUGE TITS
Daedric Alphabet
So… apparently, the phrase “take an arrow to the knee” is old nordic slang for getting married.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
“The first time I swam off the coast on Skyrim, I was irrationally afraid that my character would be eaten by a giant sea monster.”
ME IN EVERY GAME. I have an irrational fear of large bodies of water in video games.
“I get so frustrated when my sister tries to play Skyrim. Yeah, sure, it’s great that she’s interested in video-games and stuff, totally supporting gamer girls. HOWEVER, I do not appreciate it when she totally messes up her character creation and creates… Like, an Orc who likes Illusion magic and Sneaking. And then constantly asks for my help in trying to fix her mistakes.”
You can make an orc mage, fool. It’s just trickier for beginners.
do u want a prize for ur feminism
Let’s talk about Urag gro-Shub, the orc who runs the Arcanaeum in Skyrim.
His whole family must have been like “Urag, you must uphold tradition and become a warrior or a blacksmith,” and he was like,
“No. I want to be a librarian.”
meh
“I LOVE Apocrypha. The Seekers are freaky, and the Lurkers are annoying, but the layout is so trippy and amazing. The only problem is that I hoard everything and so I always come out with fifty pounds of books, even with my characters who aren’t into reading…”
now the party can truly begin
